HumorDump.comThe latest funny videos, pictures and newsBooo! Whaaaaaa... That's about it but it's funny. That's one hell of a vacuum! Goooood night... Pretty clever stop motion video. How long must that have taken? Truck loses control and smashes straight through the shop. Seagull bites a kid in the nose. Wait for the last replay. Sorry Sir, we don't do refunds but you can go again for free. He's going to be sore... Filmed at McMurdo Station. You wouldn't want to go outside... A showoff ends up looking the idiot when he knocks out a girl accidentally. Bud...Wise...Errr They were wared but they decided to stay put for the best shot possible. Guy attempts to drift around a corner but can't drive for shit. Mmmmm Chicken.... 2 dead legs, upside down face plant and a belly flop. Here's a recipe you'll struggle to copy. Ouch! Right in the balls! Poor Mel couldn't hear a thing, fortunately we could. She completely loses it and starts chopping her hair off. It's a shame he didn't manage to stay on, he'd have gone flying! Czech jumper Jan Mazoch bites the dust. Easy way to clean and traumatize your cat. Throw in a couple of sharks and you'll have the real thing. Bunch of crazy guys trash their jeep by testing it to the limit. A young gymnast messes up her jump and lands on her head. The ending was much more impressive. Strange scene from a cartoon. Drummers using everyday household items. Here's why... New technology is being developed to help the blind see by using their tongues. The crowd found themselves standing too close. What do people always tell you? Don't eat yellow snow! What great friends he's got. Cool explosion caught on a high FPS camera. How was that ever going to work? Rockets fly... This guy needs some driving lessons. During this soccer game a huge gust of wind blows the advertising boards across the pitch taking out the players and linesmen. Aparently this is the first wheelchair backflip ever landed. I doubt it somehow. Such a pussy! How badly do you want one of these in your back garden?! A side splitting prank pulled on unsuspecting members of the public. This guy wants to quit his job and puts on a great show. David Letterman showcases his ten favorite President Bush moments. If you're Jewish that is... Hilarious radio show prank call. He breaks the seal and chugs the whole bottle of vodka. Spider man should have been Japanese. Footage from Iraq where a sniper attempts to shoot one of our troops but luckily he is saved by the glass. The pipe just isn't long enough but she still tries her best to make it reach. Something tells me he spends way too much time in the casinos. This guy thinks he's found a way to get people to sign up for the army. Some say revenge is a dish best served cold. I say wet works too. That must have hurt like hell! Stop showing off. Now that is bloody cold! He's got the comfiest ride of them all. 9 million Americans suffer from MCT every year. College kid does 101 impressions under 4 minutes, impressive! The Dumb and Dumber horror remix. 6 shocks to test each level. Pierce your ear with a nail gun. Why wouldn't you? :? I wish my teacher was the free hand cirle drawing champion of the world. Undoubtedly the next big thing courtesy of the internet. This uselss woman driver takes 4 minutes to realize that her car wont fit into the space. Two soccer players fighting like little girls. He gets tackled really hard from behind and wasn't expecting it. Who will win? Mr Happy gets it! I never really saw the point in this but you've got to admit he's got some skills. Probably a set up but his impersonations were excellent. This kid loves to ride on his favorite pet's back but they should feed it more often. They could have paid this guy to laugh through the entire show. Warning: you're about to laugh for 8 minutes. This ungrateful girl gets a car for her birthday and cries about the color. Take it back! Forget those typical getaway spots. Take a trip to Fallujah. Fun for all the family. That couldn't have been any better! What can I say? This guy spins things. How can you possibly be that bad? Patrick Stefan misses an empty goal in the last few seconds. But there are rules... Ouch! That didn't look too good. "Call the police!" :lol This poker player beats a pro and has no respect for him whatsoever. How not to blow up a building. I think we'll be seeing plenty more of these once the new years eve party videos start coming in. Another pretty good crash compilation. A rather creative way to destroy your office. A well made video with the perfect sound track. Urgh! Stop it! That can't be good for you. 37 cars mashed together. You've got to love the commentary, "The most fantastic pile up in racing history!" 2 time lapse videos showing what cats get up to while you're at work. Not a lot that's for sure. You'll have a good laugh at this one. I don't know if they were security or police but either way the kid gets a wicked right hander around the ear. I am the web designer... Not in front of the kids please! Phil Taylor makes it look so easy. Haha.. I'm sorry buddy but the last laugh of 2006 is on you! Thanks to everybody for another great year on YDM. Plenty more to come in 2007. Loads of new features... I wish you all the best for 2007. Happy new year guys! (b) :lol It's not a good idea to be towed around corners with the steering lock on. So this is what graphic artists get up to when they're bored. This time he draws a Bugatti Veyron from scratch. Funny clip made in Iraq about catching IEDs. Steve Irwin style. Kid jumps from the balcony onto the school's Christmas tree and gets suspended. It was worth it I suppose. They put too much weight on the back of the cart. Not the safest thing to have at the bottom of your garden. Painful accidents that could occur in a D.I.Y workshop. Of course they try them out on Prichard and Pancho. Another remixed movie trailer. Probably the worst date ever. She'd keep you entertained though. Have a browse through these crazy pictures. This has got to be the best paint commercial ever. Create groups of 3 blocks of the same color. I suppose that's one advantage of working at home. (b) Once again the award for the most over the top Christmas lights goes to [b][url=http://www.Lindsaylights.com]Lindsay lights[/b][/url]. Wow, these guys take their decorations seriously. Have a great Christmas everyone! Learn how to make successful viral videos and send them in! Girl with incredible balance shows off her unicycling skills. The poor thing couldn't wait any longer. It can't be nice sat in a puddle of your own druel. :) Kid messes around with his cat. Poor thing. They're going to have a hard time beating [b][url=http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1132494076]last year's Christmas lighting[/url][/b]. He was lucky enough to dance with a hot chick but man that's got to be embarrassing! This is the reaction to a caller that got Michael Savage fired from working at MSNBC. The one kiss he'd been waiting for didn't taste too good. :D Give that special person in your life a dick in a box for Christmas. South Park's "Merry Frickin Christmas" How did he land that sick move?! Famous last words..."I wont post it on the internet!" Haha... Yeah right! This pooch gets it's groove on! Last year I posted a video of a guy ripping a phone book in half. We all thought he was so strong. It's easy! Impressive impersonations of 100 famous TV characters in under 5 minutes. Some great shots that must have taken forever to perfect. It must be terrible having all that free time! You'd better get your ass down to this guy's store! No matter how different they may look to the rest of us they live an incredibly normal life. The water is over that way > Strap 2 jet engines to the back of a bicycle...why not?! :D Daddy needs to buy himself a crotch rocket. US soldiers teach young Iraqi kids some English. It's not exactly the nicest thing they could have taught them... The birdie gets a hole in one. You could say she's pretty good at cup stacking for her age. A great stop motion video of all the balloons flying around. What a load of rubbish! He got the crowd involved by throwing gas all over them. After showing the viewers what "Bum Fights" is all about he just kicks him off the show. Coming soon to a theatre near you! Staring KKKramer in the "Seinfeld Horror Movie". Haha.. Take a chill pill man! That must be good for your teeth! :? I have no idea what's going on here but it's worth a good laugh. One of those videos where if he had landed properly it would never be posted on YDM. Maybe if someone had done this to KKKramer it would have stopped him before he lost it. The Robot Chicken ownage compilation. Hmmm... they never found him... must be in water. The pussy group sing 'Dreaming of a White Christmas'. Such a close call with a huge truck. The same traffic rules apply to you buddy! Hilarious edit from one of these phonein tv shows. Shop customers walk face first into the super clean window. Injury compensation claim? A snow white remix... :D He'll think twice about lighting up again. I think once everyone had picked out the glass from their foreheads they could safely say that didn't go to plan. Who'd trust a scientist dressed like that anyway? A trance remix of the well known badger badger badger animation. This guy paid £3,000 to hire it for 2 days and paid an £8,000 deposit only to drive like a complete idiot and smash into a lamp post. An expensive few hours! A propane gas storage facility catches on fire causing a humongous explosion. He's no good at jumping on a minibike but he's mastered the art of face planting that's for sure. As you can imagine, he wasn't impressed. Since when do you throw a cake in someone's face before blowing out the candles? Girls don't seem to like it when their boyfriends are being hit on right infront of them. [b][url=http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1164902907/The_Bunny_Boiler]The Bunny Boiler 1[/url][/b]. You've got to try one of his recipes! It looks yummy :? Jasper, Casper's annoying brother. For $100,000 would you get implants? This dog's got it all wrong... These are some of the funniest pranks! This time he has fun with signs. :lol What a great idea that turned out to be... :? Sea World have a way of dealing with situations like these. A really made stop motion clip which must have taken way too much time to make. They're even teaching them how to face plant properly. It's about time someone took these predators off of our streets. Hey girls! Discover the next generation of freshness with Woomba. Yep, this pretty much sums it up. Just how lazy would you have to be to buy one of these? This has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard. A rap song turned into Jazz. Absolutely brilliant! Excellent test to see how smoking a spliff can effect your driving. : Another hilarious prank where this hot lady tries to pull another girl's boyfriend right infront of her. I bet the "Big Movie Star" was loving it. :D Talk about knowing how to fall properly. Karate kid dives over 14 guys laid in a row. Well if you haven't got a van you use the next best thing. Definitely not the safest sport that's for sure. Some of the crashes are so lame that they're funny. He can do anything with this machine, it has ONE HUNDRED and TWENTYEIGHT Megs!!! I've never seen anything like this. The way he balances on his head and gets passed from one person to the other is amazing! Lucky for her she doesn't need to walk the dog. Just put the blender on for 30 minutes. History's greatest Duck Hunt rock ballad. OK... :? These poor little buggers were running after the soldiers wanting a bottle of water. How out of order is that?! He clearly put his message across... Guide the missle though the 3D tunnel. Brilliant game. It'll have you playing for quite a while. Even though the woman in the white car beat her to the parking spot the lady in the red car wasn't going to give up. Do you think he did enough replays? :? Another great clip from these guys. Watch [b][url=http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1153997812/Garbage_Masters]Garbage Masters 1[/url][/b] if you haven't seen it. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. People are rioting everywhere just to get a hold of the PS3. One kid was even shot in the chest and shoulder. What do you do when you get caught by the husband?? The treadmill always wins, when will they learn? :D Here's a piss easy trick for you to learn and show to your mates. It looks pretty convincing when you do it right. His mate didn't see this one coming. He was told to hold a small target above his head... He can get away with saying anything because the guy can hardly speak English and just agrees with everything. Silly woman walks into the middle of the track. The guy who warned her may have saved her life but there was nothing he could do to save her underpants. On this old Childrens show, there are many obvious sexual suggestions. Absolutely hilarious if above intended viewing age! Poor quality but worth a watch. Mickey Rooney explains his hobbies, and the methods behind them. Right, lets have a laugh today and tell a few jokes. I'll start. Husband and wife go on their 25th wedding anniversary to the same place they went on their honeymoon. She comes out of the shower wearing a towel and asks, "What did ... This reminds me of somebody...hmmm [b][url=http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1143711996/Nintendo_SixtyFooooooooor]Nintendo SixtyFooooooooor!![/url][/b] Somebody didn't have their Actimel today. I love the way he just tugs at the cats tongue and it doesn't wake up. Test your typing skills with this shooter game. Not a bad game. Too easy on easy. Kid almost has his face burnt off. This guy will not leave Burger King until he gets an OctoStacker. Man... suddenly I'm starving! The Chaser Team investigates how much fast food retailers still charge you even if you ask not to have certain ingredients. How can you be so stupid as to willingly let your mate drive into you? It's not as though he took it easy on the gas. Something gives me impression that they're not friends anymore. I think a change of pants was needed... This dude piles straight into one of his mates. Lunatic drug addict goes tightrope walking on live power lines. A really simple trick but I've gotta be honest I had idea how it was done the first time I saw it. Haha.. I've got to get one of these in the office. I bet George Bush has a whole desk full of them. Stephen Colbert unloads on Rush Limbaugh the only way he knows how: Really, really brilliantly. (Make sure you stick around for the segment at the end.) After pulling off a pretty sweet jump he can't stop in time. As if he had a chance against a big bloke with a baseball bat. A fullyfunctional transformer Halloween costume made entirely out of cardboard. This must have taken forever to make. Pretty cool. Pointless but impressive. :) Grim Reaper scares the crap out of this guy. Who believes this rubbish?! The program where miracles happen. Erh yeah whatever... Plenty of good falls and face plants. Keep it up guys! ;) Too commentators are discussing how players are meant to catch the ball. One of them goes too far. This is such a sad video. A sickening story of a young girl who was mistreated by a bunch of youths and they recorded the whole thing on camera revealing their own faces. They even sold the DVD that they had made to other schools and co... Borat doing what he does best, making people feel uncomfortable. Touch my khram!!! We get a few of these every now and then. This one is ace! ;) It was like a blowtorch. The guy farting set his mate's arm on fire. Boys will be boys. One of them is throwing knives at the wall while the other just grabs them out of the air. Another crazy clip from Robot Chicken. The winner of the race falls on his ass right at the end of the race. Did he cross the line? High quality slow motion camera called Mega mo, capable of taping 1000 frames per second, gives us an super close view of what drag racing tires look like when under full load. Perfect back flip from the roof into the pool. The poor guy wipes out so badly. Something to do with it being Friday 13? Brilliant! Only he could get away with it. :) Someone's left a 20 note in the ATM, quick grab it! How the hell he got the gun I'll never know. It was like, "Excuse me, may I have the gun please". For a moment I thought he was stroking his arm. You've gotta love how the fat woman comes and sits on his head, no one was going... If it weren't for public access television, we'd never get to see a grown man demonstrate how his mother spanked the gay out of him as a child. The guy's a nutcase! Oh get up you puff! He attempts to load it into the back of a truck. It's got to be the slowest crash on YourDailyMedia. It's a shame it stops short but you can stil picture what happened next. I've seen so many of these. It must be so easy to get on the air. I'll pay anyone who shouts out YourDailyMedia.com live on air and gets it on video. Once he finally manages to get himself out of the ditch he leans against a sign post which puts him right back where he started. To make things worse they were in a foreign country and had no idea how to call an ambulance. This poor little Japanese boy is about to have his heart stomped on by a girl for the very first time. Plenty more to come buddy. Have a good laugh at this fool. It would cost the advertiser 10,000 pounds for me to even attempt this. It must have taken forever to make. Painful but worth a good laugh. Taking one shot to the balls wasn't enough punishment. He finished him off with a quick shot to the face. Unlucky kid... The cat was no match for this chipmonk's ninja skills. A guy is filming a lightning storm outside when it strikes the house next door. I think he was just showing off. How was he planning to swallow that one? Hilarious sketch from one of his stand ups. There was only going to be one outcome of this little stunt and it was a good one! Yes girls, change shirts... :) The crowd starts to sing and jump which causes the foundations to bounce. Hilarious clip from Ali G's new game show "Who wants to win an ounce". 50/50, ask the audience or ring your dealer... Huge under water explosion. That could have been much worse... Kid putts the ball down 3 flights of stairs into a cup. Classic "Mr. Show" sketch. The little kid puts a bucket over her head and pushes down on it. Ha ha take that Mom! Celebs behaving badly. A compilation of some of the funniest and dumbest answers given by people on game shows. This cop nearly poos his pants when the box jumps out at him. Slightly cheaper than a real drum kit... This is from yesterday's match, England Vs Croatia. It will be in every sport blooper video for years to come. I've never seen anything like this before. This lady has no arms yet has fully functional hands attached to her shoulders. I have no idea what this was about but 2 big families started fighting outside a court house. There was no holding back! Some great highlights from the fat man's career. I know it's not nice but you've gotta laugh... :D It's time for a career change. One head is enough! :D A quater of a mile race between this electric car, a Ferrari 360 and a Porsche Carrera GT. This German bungee jumper jumps from a crane holding onto the bungee cord with only his hands and lets go when he reaches the ground. A perfect jump straight over the road with traffic moving in both directions. It's made from cardboard and bits of wood. He gets a pretty good tune out of it. The looks on their faces are priceless. Damn I hate those things. Why would you make one sting your nipple? :? She gets a little carried away... Don't ya wish your girlfriend was bendy like me! Peter feels he's been raped by the local doctor. Funny stuff! :) You wouldn't kick them out of bed that's for sure. This chick loves the Hoff so much she decided to do this lip sync of the Baywatch Theme tune for him. Crazy woman. One guy falls 60 feet and somehow manages to survive with only minor injuries. You could almost see the smile on the farmers face. No Thank You!!! He beats his students when they're not doing something correctly. I think he's on to a winner there! Jerry admits to paying a hooker, with a check. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! Pretty impressive display of drum skills performed on paint buckets. Lets face it, this guy's telling the truth. A great way to make your driving experience more enjoyable. This kitten lost the use of it's back legs and has learnt to adapt. This guy was so tired. He falls to sleep for a split second and finds himself face first on the floor. A horse running at full speed in the wrong direction collides with a another horse and it's rider. Another crazy Robot Chicken clip. 3 guys go for a ride when on of them brakes suddenly and causes the others to crash. This looked so painful. The bridge of his nose hit the edge of the wall hard! Well she seems to have everything planned to get back at her cheating boyfriend. Awesome standup performance. This happened during the USA vs Italy match. What a game that was! How poor must your driving be that you're force to give up the car and start riding a bicycle. She even breaks more bones on the bicycle. Test your skill in catching flies in this game. Just press up, down, left, right arrow keys in the direction that the flies appear. A funny game by McAfee. Well who wouldn't be crazy? How he managed to survive that with no injury I don't know. There was nothing he could do but experiment to keep her alive. :) View from inside the car as it flips. Some kid goes over to this cool old guy hanging out on the beach and starts to bug him. Loser. For some reason this aircraft blows up doing nothing out of the ordinary. He gets his leg caught in the ring. Haha... that's gotta hurt but no need to cry :D A collection of funny outtakes. Pretty cool gallery I came across yesterday :) Poor kid loses his pet to a waiting predator. That pretty much sums up what we do to our planet. Remember the [url=http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1142168407/Talented_Monkey_Skates]roller skating monkey[/url]? Well here he is again performing some other tricks. I saw this clip a while ago but I lost it. I came across it again today but I can't remember the name of the song. Does anybody know? A bit like a backwards version of Mario Brothers. What move was he trying to pull off? This big dude manages to dive into a small blowup ring. Is there a worse way to get dumped than this? Because I can't think of one. Immediately after the jump there was a tree :? This is a surfboard with a hydrofoil fin attached to the bottom, the board rises about 2 feet out of the water at high speeds. How cool does that look? He nearly took the guy's head off! Yep, that sounded pretty damn painful! First 5, then 7 guys race their bikes inside a 16 foot steel globe. Unbelievable! Evil 2 on 2 fight. One of them is knocked out almost instantly leaving one guy to take on 2. Funny clip where Steve Martin acts as a magician. Over the weekend, the BBC accidentally mistook a cab driver for tech savvy IT Expert Guy Kewney. The cabbie was waiting in the lobby for a fare when he was put on the set and before he knew it answering questions about the Apple Vs Appl... Another video of the greatest white rapper who never made it in the 80's, Average Homeboy. One of them got knocked out completely after a pretty even fight. This dude hasn't got a clue whats going on when he's drunk. Remember [url=http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1127902209]this clip[/url]? This clip made me laugh :) Cop pulls a thief over and finds his own lawn mower. The third episode of Laser Fart, in this episode Laser Fart rescues Donna from the same fate her sister suffered, touching off a dangerous love triangle and creating a new super villain with a giant robotic penis :? Old tricks but never the less impressive! Amazing new invention that turns water into a gas which can burn though almost anything instantly. He's also made a car which runs on water! Plenty of freaks to laugh at :) A bus forced the driver of the car to quickly turn left sending him off the road and into the people on the side of the road. The best part about amateur boxing is the fact that none of them know how to block :D Johnny Knoxville has a bunch of kids kick him in the nuts. Once that's over they try out all sorts of ball damaging methods including sledgehammers, tennis balls, pool balls and more. Cool collection of rally accidents. If you love cars and Top Gear, Heggle has almost every clip available on the net in it's database! Kid does Party Boy in the street to a random woman passing by. We've had 2 versions of Super Mario Bros and now PacMan. What next? Guy performs the crazy dances to all types of music over the past 40 or so years. I wonder how bored they were the day they came up with this idea :) Funny spoof series of The O.C. If you like this one I'll post a few more when they come out. This beast of a truck crushes this Land Rover as though it were an ant! He let go of the bike to perform his superman trick but couldn't quite reach it again. Haha.. great prank! How bad would you feel finding out that your girlfriend or mom is a stripper. I heggled for Family Guy and look how many videos it returned! Some of the tricks he does just leave you thinking... how!? Funny spoof of Judge Judy. What would you answer if a stranger happens to ask you this question? 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